The endless variety of the web

Clicking from one link to the next, I sometimes end up in places that are weird beyond belief (I'm sure you're thinking the same thing about this site, but that's different.) For instance, there's this, which is written in a language that appears to be some resemblance to English, although it makes no sense whatsoever. It has a nice picture though, but what to make of this?

Rabbit's,Deer,ect. like to run in pack's,herds ect.(safety in number's)AS not to be gotten by the KING of BEAST'S. I Glen Pearson am not a frickin animal! I will devour the King Of Beast as is my perogative as a non-animal. What herd are you part of?

That must explain that recent of herd of cats that came through. You Glen Pearson are a fricking idiot. Make sure you use your perogative (is that something like peroxide?) to devour proper English orthography. Here is the voice of the Herd of Those Who Speak English.

Where are all the billions of dead people of the dark ages ect.. they are not so long ago and many were in the perfect enviroment for preservation where the hell are they?Please do not bore me!

Billions of dead people? Where are they? Dead? Decomposed? Gone to meet their makers? Fallen off their perch? Become ex-people? They're dead. Get it? Yes, where the hell are they? Questions need to be asked! Please do not bore me!

Isn't the Web wonderful?